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Sep 13 - Rodriguez Looks Forward To New Roles
The actor will miss 'Miami', but he is open to doing movies and television.

Sep 13 - 'New York' And 'Miami' Switch To Digital
Both spinoffs opt for digital production, but 'CSI' sticks with traditional film.

Sep 11 - Review: 'The Conversation'
'CSI: NY' star Hill Harper delves into relationships between Black men and women and takes a good, hard look at his own relationships in this groundbreaking new book.

Sep 12 - Shankar: The Theme This Year Is Family
Details emerge for all three 'CSI' series as the new season approaches. Contains spoilers!

Sep 10 - Rodriguez Lands 'Ugly Betty' Role
ABC secures the 'Miami' actor for at least five episodes. Contains minor spoilers.

Sep 10 - Vassey Hopes To Leave The Lab
The 'CSI' actress discusses fieldwork and several female costars. Contains minor spoilers.

Sep 10 - Buckley: Adam Finally Gets Some Love
The 'New York' actor talks about what's in store for season six. Contains minor spoilers.

Sep 8 - Review: 'Level 26: Dark Origins'
CSI Files reviews Anthony E Zuiker's new Digi-Novel 'Level 26: Dark Origins', which centers on an elite unit tracking a one-of-a-kind serial killer called Sqweegel.

Sep 7 - 'Level 26' And 'The Conversation' Available Tuesday
Zuiker and Harper release books this week.

Sep 6 - This Week On 'CSI'
Repeats offer a victim boiled alive, a trip to Greece and a dead biker.

Sep 6 - Sinise: Military Shows Are Terrific
The 'New York' actor performs for American troops.

Sep 6 - News Bullets
'New York' auction, 'Level 26' compared to 'CSI', Events of the Heart pictures and guide to CBS TV online.

Sep 4 - News Bullets
Lombard returns, Rodriguez joins Tyler Perry, Hallowell calls Helgenberger 'gorgeous', Harper visits Wendy Williams, 'CSI' graphic novel and 'Miami' features automated lensometer.

Sep 1 - Interview: Bill Haynes
The 'CSI: NY' writer talks about his transition from being a real-life CSI to the writers' office, how cases from his career have inspired storylines and his upcoming sixth season episode. Very light spoilers inside!

Sep 2 - Zuiker 'Tiptoes' Away From 'CSI'
The 'CSI' creator gives new projects his attention but keeps an eye on the franchise. Contains minor spoilers.

 
By Carolina
March 21, 2005 - 5:41 PM

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I wish I could go on a twenty minute rampage about how I was screwed by Orange Julius, but work has been keeping me so busy I don't even have time for bad experiences anymore. So for now, I'll leave you with this: friends don't let friends perm their hair. I think the entire decade known as the 80s is the perfect poster child for this little styling atrocity. So remember, next time you're at Wallgreens and your friend wonders if she'd look good with mega curly hair, when her hair is already curly, "Pass the key."

Talk CSI Files threads

Below are some of the topics currently being discussed at Talk CSI:

- Mine was the Pilot, which one was yours? Discuss the first episode of CSI you ever saw at the General CSI Discussion forum.

- Mine are bad spellers, slow drivers, and hypocrisy. What are yours? Release all your frustrations at the Miscellaneous board.

- Is Warrick really too sexy for his shirt? Assign a specific song for each CSI character at the CSI Music forum.

More topics can be found at the Talk CSI!

CSI Files Two Years Ago

  • Petersen Creatively Invigorated By 'CSI'
    William Petersen has been around the acting block a couple of times, but two years ago, he found CSI to be a nice change of pace. "Acting in movies, it's way too much sitting in the trailer. That's stale for me and this is fresh and invigorating and dangerous and a constant creative battle. I mean, literally, 24/7, we are creating scripts and trying to figure out how to shoot them and be on a schedule and it's 100 people at full throttle all the time. We're making the equivalent of a feature film every three weeks. And that's exciting for me."

  • 'Miss USA' No Match For 'Miami'
    Seems petroleum slathered teeth, Vaseline covered thighs, and promises of world peace weren't enough to beat CSI: Miami. The show's rerun of Entrance Wound managed to beat the Miss USA pageant with 8.8/13 of the share.

  • Critics Bemoan 'Average' DVD Release
    The long awaited DVD set release of CSI's first season disappointed some DVD critics. Gord Lacey, of TVShowsonDVD.com lamented the lack of extras. "This is the type of show that could have some killer commentary tracks from technical advisors and the cast and crew. There could have been a great featurette on the science of the show, but instead we get a promotional featurette. Maybe CBS Video thought the show would sell itself, and they're probably right. Maybe we'll get more when the second season is released."

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Poll Results

Below are the results of the most recent CSI Files poll:


It's your first day as a CSI. You're scared and confused. Which boss would you feel most comfortable working with?
Gil Grissom 56.5% - (759 Votes)
Horatio Caine 27.5% - (370 Votes)
Mac Taylor 10.4% - (141 Votes)
I wouldn't last a day either way. 5.3% - (72 Votes)

Total Votes: 1343

,Thank you for voting! For our next poll, we'd like to know how you felt about Miami's new episode,

Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

Today's Television Listings

  • CBS will tonight air Miami's brand new episode, "Game Over". Here's a brief synopsis:

    "Extreme skateboarder and videogame tester, Jake Sullivan, is found dead on the half-pipe platform used to program extreme skateboarding video games. The CSIs discover that he was wearing reflective sensors when he was killed, so the motion-capture device used to produce these videogames recorded the murder as it happened, but not the murderer. Now the CSIs delve into the highly competitive world of videogame programmers and testers to find the killer."

  • Please note that CBS will again pre-empt CSI on Thursday night, but they are airing a repeat of "No More Bets" on Wednesday at 9/8c. In case you missed it the first time, here's a description of the episode:

    "Two gamblers are found dead shortly after scamming several of Sam Braun's casinos, making Sam a suspect in their murder."

  • Right after CSI, New York returns from a brief hiatus with a new episode, "The Dove Commission". Here's a preview:

    "The Dove Commission is an independent group formed of judges and attorneys with one purpose: to expose the weaknesses of the NYPD. While the group celebrates their findings at a posh New York City bar located in a Manhattan high rise, the head of the commission is shot and killed, launching a massive search that makes every officer listed in the report a suspect. Meanwhile, Danny and Aiden investigate the murder of a gypsy cab driver."

In addition, Spike TV will be repeating CSI episodes at least twice daily for the rest of the week. A full listing of their upcoming episodes can be found here at SpikeTV.com.

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Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

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