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Aug 28 - This Looks Like A Case 'Of Inhuman Bondage'
Things get kinky for the 'CSI' team, and a familiar face returns in the fifth episode of the season. Major spoilers inside!

Aug 28 - 'For Warrick' Promo Available
The season nine premiere of 'CSI' finds one team member in mortal peril. Full transcript inside!

Aug 27 - Echikunwoke Brings 'Savvy And Humor' To 'Miami'
Horatio gets a new full-time addition to his team.

Aug 27 - Review: CSI: Miami--'Golden Parachute'
CSI Files revisits the episode which kicked off 'Miami''s first season in which the team investigates the crash of a private jet.

Aug 24 - Rambo: Don't Miss It!
The 'CSI' writer/producer discusses the process of creating episodes and talks about season nine. Spoilers inside!

Aug 24 - This Week On 'CSI'
Repeats offer a ruthless private investigator and a series of unfortunate events.

Aug 22 - Rodriguez: The Tension Is Building
Two 'Miami' stars discuss romantic chemistry. Potential spoilers inside.

Aug 22 - Fishburne Didn't Watch 'CSI'
The new addition to the flagship series talks about joining the franchise. Possible spoilers inside.

Aug 21 - Review: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation--'Cross Jurisdictions'
Fight the summer rerun blues with new reviews of classic 'CSI' episodes, starting with the crossover that launched 'CSI: Miami'!

Aug 20 - Premiere Details Revealed
The new season picks up where the old season left off. Plot details and cast information inside.

Aug 20 - Petersen's Costars Confirmed
The cast for 'Dublin Carol' is announced. Also, Petersen has another play in store next summer.

Aug 20 - 'CSI' Gets A 'Fun, Spunky And Sassy' New Scientist
Las Vegas has a new lady in the lab. Possible spoilers inside.

Aug 20 - Veasey: We Want To Shock Them
TV Guide takes a look at the upcoming premiere of 'New York'. Spoilers inside!

Aug 19 - Fishburne Joins 'CSI'
The actor has been confirmed for season nine. Spoilers inside.

Aug 18 - This Week On 'CSI'
Repeats feature a dilemma for Alexx, the introduction of the taxi cab killer and a haunting multiple homicide.

 
By Michelle
September 8, 2003 - 7:14 PM

Hello World!

Because I have children who get home from school relatively early in the day, and there are chores to be done and lunches to be organized, I do much of my writing in the evening. My computer is in the room adjacent to the family room, which is very helpful if I have to work when my kids have friends over or when I want to keep an eye on the evening news. But this is a hellacious setup between September and December, because of football.

All weekend long there are games -- college games on Saturday, pro games on Sunday, and then there are Monday night games and Thursday night games and college games at random intervals during the week (and if not, there's baseball and then baseball playoffs). The television is on constantly. I constantly hear cheering and loud announcers getting overly excited about Hail Marys that aren't heard and brilliant returns invalidated by penalties.

Now, I am at least nominally a fan. I root for the Redskins, the team with the worst name in professional sports. I've taken my kids to FedEx Field, we go to playoff and Superbowl parties every year. And if the University of Maryland didn't have a team so terrible that...well, adjectives escape me...I'm sure we'd be going to see them play too.

But I can't write with football on in the background. I can't think with football on in the background. And by the time it's all over, it will practically be time for March Madness.

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-Anyone having trouble getting the promos to play on the CBS CSI site?

-Waah! Are minor characters disappearing from the show?

-How come there's no CSI: Miami merchandise, like calendars and soundtracks?

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Poll Results

Below are the results of the most recent TrekToday poll:


Are you a fan of:
Just CSI, thanks 58.8% - (203 Votes)
All of the above 13.3% - (46 Votes)
Sherlock Holmes 9.5% - (33 Votes)
Agatha Christie mysteries 7.5% - (26 Votes)
Columbo 5.2% - (18 Votes)
Quincy 4.6% - (16 Votes)
Inspector Clouseau 0.8% - (3 Votes)

Total Votes: 345

Please vote in our new poll asking how many CSI shows might be too many.

Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

Today's Television Listings

Tonight at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will show "Double Cap" on CSI Miami. Here's the official synopsis of the episode:

Horatio battles the FBI and U.S. Marshals in this well- crafted episode as he tries to uncover why a beautiful woman was murdered poolside at a ritzy hotel. His investigation begins shortly after the bikini-clad 27-year-old is found dead from two shots to the head. Evidence suggests it was a professional hit, which is strange enough. But the case becomes really puzzling when the Feds take an interest and U.S. Marshals show up. Plus, the murder weapon may be linked to a cold case once investigated by Horatio's sister-in-law (Sofia Milos). Elsewhere, Calleigh confronts her dad about his drinking problem after she's called away from work to drag him out of a bar.

Thursday night at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will rerun the CSI episode "Got Murder?" Here's the official synopsis of the episode:

Some bird watchers find a raven with a human eyeball in its mouth. This eventually leads our CSIs to a divorced man and his 2 children but not much else. Warrick and Grissom look into the circumstances of David's unusual and first autopsy. This takes them to a car dealership where the man worked.

Then at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will show another CSI repeat, "Inside the Box". Here's the official synopsis of the episode:

Things get personal for the CSIs in the top-rated series' third-season finale, which explores the intersection of the investigators' work and their personal lives. Three masked bandits steal a safe-deposit box from a Las Vegas bank in a daring daytime heist, during which Det. Lockwood is killed. Lockwood's death provides Grissom and his crew with added incentive to find the murderous culprits. But the case really hits home for Catherine when the evidence leads to casino owner Sam Braun, who is like a father to her. Also, Grissom's hearing gets progressively worse and he seeks out Dr. Robbins for help.

Friday night at 11 p.m. Eastern Time, Spike TV will rerun CSI's "Friends & Lovers". Here is TV Guide's summary of the episode:

Grissom and Warrick take the case of a young man who is found naked in the desert without an obvious cause of death. Sara gets to find out why the body of a woman who was buried last week is in a dumpster. Catherine and Nick investigate the killing of a school's dean by the school's founder.

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Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

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