'Miami' Experiences Big Deduction In 'Sex And Taxes'

By Carolina
April 5, 2005 - 9:06 PM

See Also: 'Sex And Taxes' Episode Guide

CBS today released the full trailer of the upcoming CSI: Miami episode, "Sex and Taxes".

In this episode, an IRS agent is killed while trying to repossess a delinquent taxpayer's yacht soon after the CSIs discover a second IRS agent shot to death. Now, just when everyone has a reason to detest the IRS, Horatio must find who is behind what could possibly be a series of murders right before tax day.

The 30-second promo video for the episode can now be downloaded from CBS.com. For those of you on dial-up, here's a transcript of the trailer:

CBS MONDAY

[A man dressed in black jumps into a boat.]
[Shot of a person's leg as they run and load their gun at the same time.]
[A man is running down the pier, gun in hand, he approaches one of the boats.]
Man: "Get away from my boat!"
[Text-over: "Monday"]
[The same man points his gun in the boat's direction.]
[He fires. The man in black covers his face with his arm and falls back.]
Sex and Taxes - Copyright CBS [Close-up of Tripp.]
Tripp: "Our victim's a revenue officer, Simon Bremmer, IRS agent."
[Inside the boat, we see the man in black. There's a bullet hole on his forehead. The camera pans out to reveal Horatio, who looks at the body.]

TAX SEASON IS A KILLER

[Flashback: A man sits in his office, talking on the phone and drinking coffee. The fast motion of the camera indicates he's way too busy.]
[Close-up of a logo. The letters read 'Internal Revenue Service'.]
[Back at the lab, Calleigh examines a swab while Ryan points at it with his flashlight.]
[In the morgue, Alexx talks Calleigh through her autopsy findings.]
[In the field, a dead man sits in his red convertible. It's obvious that he's dead.]
Sex and Taxes - Copyright CBS Calleigh: "IRS vic number two. Dj vu."
[Horatio and Tripp walk around the car, examining the scene.]
[Close-up of a man lying on the autopsy table. The camera zooms in on his face.]
[Calleigh addresses Alexx.]
[Close-up of Horatio.]
Horatio: "That's two in one day."
[Flash: A man loads his gun.]
[Flash: Horatio and Yelina examine the first crime scene.]
[Flash: An unidentified officer arrives at the scene.]
[Flash: The man in black points a gun at someone.]
[Flash: Close-up of Horatio.]
[Flash: At the lab, Ryan examines something with his flashlight.]
[Flash: A blonde woman wearing a green dress stands around the piers.]
[Flash: Close-up of the man in black as he points his gun.]
[Back at the lab, Ryan addresses Calleigh.]
Ryan: "We have one determined killer."

IT'S THE FIRST MURDER CASE WHERE EVERYBODY IN AMERICA HAS A MOTIVE

[Horatio and Tripp arrive at a different scene. Their guns are drawn.]
Sex and Taxes - Copyright CBS [Close-up of Horatio threatening to shoot.]
[Close-up of a pair of hands loading a small gun.]
[Shot of bystanders at the crime scene.]
[Text-over: 'everybody in america'.]
[Shot of Ryan examining evidence.]
[Text-over: 'has a motive'.]
[Ryan takes pictures at the second crime scene.]
Ryan: "That's a lot of blood."
[Calleigh looks into the car.]
Calleigh: "Two holes to the chest will do that to you."
[Close-up of a small stream of blood as it drips into the car's seat.]
[A raven-haired woman addresses the CSIs.]
Woman: "We're tax collectors, everyone hates us."
[Close-up of Horatio as he looks up.]
[Alexx addresses a person standing off-camera.]
Alexx: "We got ourselves a mystery."

CSI: MIAMI. CBS, MONDAY

[The Miami skyline.]
[Text-over: 'CSI: Miami. New Episode Monday 10/9c.']

To view the 30-second promo in streaming Real Media format, head over to the official CSI: Miami site.

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