'Miami' Experiences Big Deduction In 'Sex And Taxes'

By Carolina
April 5, 2005 - 9:06 PM

See Also: 'Sex And Taxes' Episode Guide

CBS today released the full trailer of the upcoming CSI: Miami episode, "Sex and Taxes".

In this episode, an IRS agent is killed while trying to repossess a delinquent taxpayer's yacht soon after the CSIs discover a second IRS agent shot to death. Now, just when everyone has a reason to detest the IRS, Horatio must find who is behind what could possibly be a series of murders right before tax day.

The 30-second promo video for the episode can now be downloaded from CBS.com. For those of you on dial-up, here's a transcript of the trailer:

CBS MONDAY: [A man dressed in black jumps into a boat.]; [Shot of a person's leg as they run and load their gun at the same time.]; [A man is running down the pier, gun in hand, he approaches one of the boats.]; Man: "Get away from my boat!"; [Text-over: "Monday"]; [The same man points his gun in the boat's direction.]; [He fires. The man in black covers his face with his arm and falls back.]; [Close-up of Tripp.]; Tripp: "Our victim's a revenue officer, Simon Bremmer, IRS agent."; [Inside the boat, we see the man in black. There's a bullet hole on his forehead. The camera pans out to reveal Horatio, who looks at the body.]
TAX SEASON IS A KILLER: [Flashback: A man sits in his office, talking on the phone and drinking coffee. The fast motion of the camera indicates he's way too busy.]; [Close-up of a logo. The letters read 'Internal Revenue Service'.]; [Back at the lab, Calleigh examines a swab while Ryan points at it with his flashlight.]; [In the morgue, Alexx talks Calleigh through her autopsy findings.]; [In the field, a dead man sits in his red convertible. It's obvious that he's dead.]; Calleigh: "IRS vic number two. D�j� vu."; [Horatio and Tripp walk around the car, examining the scene.]; [Close-up of a man lying on the autopsy table. The camera zooms in on his face.]; [Calleigh addresses Alexx.]; [Close-up of Horatio.]; Horatio: "That's two in one day."; [Flash: A man loads his gun.]; [Flash: Horatio and Yelina examine the first crime scene.]; [Flash: An unidentified officer arrives at the scene.]; [Flash: The man in black points a gun at someone.]; [Flash: Close-up of Horatio.]; [Flash: At the lab, Ryan examines something with his flashlight.]; [Flash: A blonde woman wearing a green dress stands around the piers.]; [Flash: Close-up of the man in black as he points his gun.]; [Back at the lab, Ryan addresses Calleigh.]; Ryan: "We have one determined killer."
IT'S THE FIRST MURDER CASE WHERE EVERYBODY IN AMERICA HAS A MOTIVE: [Horatio and Tripp arrive at a different scene. Their guns are drawn.]; [Close-up of Horatio threatening to shoot.]; [Close-up of a pair of hands loading a small gun.]; [Shot of bystanders at the crime scene.]; [Text-over: 'everybody in america'.]; [Shot of Ryan examining evidence.]; [Text-over: 'has a motive'.]; [Ryan takes pictures at the second crime scene.]; Ryan: "That's a lot of blood."; [Calleigh looks into the car.]; Calleigh: "Two holes to the chest will do that to you."; [Close-up of a small stream of blood as it drips into the car's seat.]; [A raven-haired woman addresses the CSIs.]; Woman: "We're tax collectors, everyone hates us."; [Close-up of Horatio as he looks up.]; [Alexx addresses a person standing off-camera.]; Alexx: "We got ourselves a mystery."
CSI: MIAMI. CBS, MONDAY: [The Miami skyline.]; [Text-over: 'CSI: Miami. New Episode � Monday 10/9c.']