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Sep 5 - 'New York' Uncovers 'The Cost Of Living'
An archaeologist is murdered, and a member of the team is attacked in the fifth episode of the fifth season. Major spoilers inside!

Sep 5 - 'Eva's Divas' Take On Ovarian Cancer
La Rue and the NOCC seek to educate women.

Sep 5 - 'New York' Gets In The Game
Ubisoft's latest offering utilizes a graphic art style.

Sep 3 - 'Veritas' Promo Available
Mac finds himself in over his head in the premiere of 'New York'. Full transcript inside.

Sep 3 - 'Ressurection' Promo Available
The team searches for the truth about who shot Horatio in the season seven premiere. Full transcript inside.

Sep 3 - CBS Picks 'People' Promotion
The network creates an exclusive advertisement.

Sep 1 - This Week On 'CSI'
The flagship show deals with the death of a child, while the spinoffs get pre-empted.

Aug 31 - Zuiker Creates New Spin On Crime Novels
Reading becomes a muti-platform experience.

Aug 29 - Harper And Fox Support Obama
Two stars of the 'CSI' franchise attend the Democratic National Convention.

Aug 29 - Season Eight DVD Details Revealed
The strike-shortened season of 'CSI' hits store shelves in October.

Aug 28 - This Looks Like A Case 'Of Inhuman Bondage'
Things get kinky for the 'CSI' team, and a familiar face returns in the fifth episode of the season. Major spoilers inside!

Aug 28 - 'For Warrick' Promo Available
The season nine premiere of 'CSI' finds one team member in mortal peril. Full transcript inside!

Aug 27 - Echikunwoke Brings 'Savvy And Humor' To 'Miami'
Horatio gets a new full-time addition to his team.

Aug 27 - Review: CSI: Miami--'Golden Parachute'
CSI Files revisits the episode which kicked off 'Miami''s first season in which the team investigates the crash of a private jet.

Aug 24 - Rambo: Don't Miss It!
The 'CSI' writer/producer discusses the process of creating episodes and talks about season nine. Spoilers inside!

 
By Michelle
November 24, 2003 - 8:06 PM

Hello World!

Johnny Depp as sexiest man alive? Okay, People, I'll buy that...he's smart, he's witty, he's not afraid to criticize the U.S. government and (since this is always far more relevant to People than what a man actually looks, talks or smells like) he had a major box office hit this summer.

And, you know, I liked Pirates of the Caribbean. I saw it twice. I probably would have seen it even without Depp just to see Orlando Bloom wave a sword around, but that's neither here nor there. It was fun and energetic and, um, quite silly.

Which brings me to my real question: Why aren't more people raving about Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World? I've never read the books so I can't draw comparisons, but I absolutely loved the film!

The cinematography is breathtaking, the acting is first-rate, and the story, while not packing in as much action frame by frame, is engrossing and emotional. Plus the nautical details are amazing...okay, so there were some plot points that stretched credulity like the amount of clothing and lumber apparently stored on the Surprise, but compared to the animated skeletons in POTC this seems a minor quibble.

I liked Gladiator as much as the Academy but I've never been a Russell Crowe fan until last week. Go see M&C. Now that's sexy.

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-Gee, this plot looks familiar...

-Kiss the Sky: Is that William Petersen in a threesome?!

-If there's another CSI spinoff, should Sara switch shows?

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How would you rate 'After the Show'?
9-10 44.7% - (51 Votes)
7-8 21% - (24 Votes)
Wasn't able to see it 10.5% - (12 Votes)
1-2 10.5% - (12 Votes)
5-6 7.8% - (9 Votes)
3-4 2.6% - (3 Votes)
Didn't want to see it 2.6% - (3 Votes)

Total Votes: 114

,Please vote in our new poll to rate 'Bait'!,

Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

Today's Television Listings

  • Tonight at 10:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will show "Bait" on CSI Miami. Here is TV Guide's synopsis of the episode:

    A young woman is attacked by a shark and later dies, but it's discovered that she was shot first. The case becomes even more difficult for the CSIs when one of their coworkers becomes a leading suspect. The dead woman worked for a private-investigation agency that specializes in luring and entrapping married men suspected of infidelity.

  • Thursday night at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time, which is Thanksgiving in the U.S., CBS is will rerun the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode "Fight Night". TV Guide's synopsis states:

    A middleweight boxing champ dies in the ring after taking a brutal beating from his nemesis, but Grissom finds evidence that points to murder. Outside, in a nearby parking lot, Catherine works a crime scene where a Los Angeles gang member was gunned down, apparently by a rival gang.

  • Friday night, Spike TV has pre-empted CSI for a James Bond movie marathon.

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Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

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