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See Also: 'Sex, Lies, and Silicone' Episode Guide

The promo for the upcoming CSI: New York episode "Sex, Lies and Silicone" is available online.

A corporate "fixer" is murdered, and the CSI team ends up examining both political corruption and life-sized silicone dolls. "Sex, Lies and Silicone" was written by Wendy Battles.

The promo can be watched below, followed by a full transcript. (Please note that the transcript may contain errors.)

[A hairbrush runs through long, brown hair]
[Close on a brush applying color to female lips]
[Text over: 'She never makes you take out the trash']

SHE NEVER MAKES YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH

[Mascara is applied]
[Rouge is added to the cheeks]
[Text over: 'Or complains about your weight']

OR COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT

[A woman walks on the street at night]
[The woman is attacked and screams]
[Text over: 'And even when you're bad']

AND EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BAD

[Zoom toward an open window]
[A blonde, life-sized doll is propped upright]
[Text over: 'She won't say a word']

SHE WON'T SAY A WORD

[The doll is moved by a uniform and Detective Don Flack]
Male voice: It's just a doll.
[Close on Danny Messer's face]
Danny: We just found our witness.
[Stella Bonasera and Lindsay Monroe stand in the lab beside the doll, which is covered with a sheet from the chest down]
[Adam Ross comes to stand next to Stella and looks down at the doll]
Adam: She's so realistic. Can I touch her?
[Stella looks at him]
Stella: Adam.
[Adam turns quickly to walk away]
Adam: I'm going.
[Flack holds up a piece of paper as Danny walks behind him]
[They address a man]
Danny: Where's your girlfriend?
[The man turns around]
Man: What girlfriend?
[Danny clarifies]
Danny: The rubber one.
[Flack corrects him]
Flack: Danny, silicone.

CSI: NEW YORK AFTER CRIMINAL MINDS, CBS WEDNESDAY

[Text over: 'Wednesday, All new, Starting at 9/8 C, Criminal Minds, CSI: New York']

"Sex, Lies and Silicone" will air October 22 on CBS. Thanks to lindsaymontana on YouTube.

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