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Aug 29 - Harper And Fox Support Obama
Two stars of the 'CSI' franchise attend the Democratic National Convention.

Aug 29 - Season Eight DVD Details Revealed
The strike-shortened season of 'CSI' hits store shelves in October.

Aug 28 - This Looks Like A Case 'Of Inhuman Bondage'
Things get kinky for the 'CSI' team, and a familiar face returns in the fifth episode of the season. Major spoilers inside!

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The season nine premiere of 'CSI' finds one team member in mortal peril. Full transcript inside!

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Horatio gets a new full-time addition to his team.

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Repeats offer a ruthless private investigator and a series of unfortunate events.

Aug 22 - Rodriguez: The Tension Is Building
Two 'Miami' stars discuss romantic chemistry. Potential spoilers inside.

Aug 22 - Fishburne Didn't Watch 'CSI'
The new addition to the flagship series talks about joining the franchise. Possible spoilers inside.

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The cast for 'Dublin Carol' is announced. Also, Petersen has another play in store next summer.

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Aug 20 - Veasey: We Want To Shock Them
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By Michelle
September 20, 2004 - 5:04 PM

Hello World!

For the first time perhaps since we had children, my husband and I saw two movies that would have bored our kids in two consecutive weekends. Last week it was Vanity Fair; this week it was Wimbledon, which was on my must-see list because of 1) tennis and 2) Paul Bettany. I must admit that it was an utter delight. It is not a spoiler to say that you can predict every single thing that happens in the movie twenty minutes before it happens, even if you know absolutely nothing about the sport -- if you have ever seen a romantic comedy or a sports flick, you're familiar with the formula.

However, this in no way interferes with the pleasures of the film. In fact, I think the predictability of romantic comedies provides a certain comfort zone, since you never have to worry that the lovers will come to any grief, though I wonder on occasion what it is that makes us root for some of these pairs that already have everything. In Wimbledon, they're beautiful, they're rich, they're famous, they're witty...they should be far more despicable than they are. But in fact I feel about Peter and Lizzie, the film's player-protagonists, much as I feel about Bettany and Kirsten Dunst, who are both young, wealthy, famous and paired with people just as young, wealthy, famous and beautiful as they are. I suppose that if people are going to be beautiful and rich and famous and witty, they may as well be likeable and friendly and schlep their own tennis gear.

I used to watch Wimbledon (the tournament) religiously with my father, and though in the years since I have had children I have lapsed in this as all my sports enthusiasms, I found the tennis in the movie reasonably believable and the supporting cast quite wonderful. It's also a lot of fun that John McEnroe, Chris Evert and Mary Carillo all play themselves, covering the tournament for NBC. I must agree with Bettany that this is the best romantic comedy about tennis ever made...even if it is the only romantic comedy about tennis ever made.

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Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

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  • Tonight at 10:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will show the CSI: Miami episode "Lost Son". The official synopsis states:

    The CSIs lose one of their own in the third-season opener, which begins with the discovery of a businessman's bullet-ridden body aboard an empty yacht that smashed into a bridge.

  • Wednesday at 10:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will premiere the CSI: New York episode "Blink". The official synopsis states:

    A serial killer is murdering women; Taylor and Bonasera investigate.

  • Thursday night at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time, CBS will begin the fifth season of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation with "Viva Las Vegas". The official synopsis states:

    The CSI teams investigate four mysterious deaths, including what some believe is an alien in a shallow grave at Area 51.

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Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

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