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Aug 28 - This Looks Like A Case 'Of Inhuman Bondage'
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Horatio gets a new full-time addition to his team.

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Aug 24 - This Week On 'CSI'
Repeats offer a ruthless private investigator and a series of unfortunate events.

Aug 22 - Rodriguez: The Tension Is Building
Two 'Miami' stars discuss romantic chemistry. Potential spoilers inside.

Aug 22 - Fishburne Didn't Watch 'CSI'
The new addition to the flagship series talks about joining the franchise. Possible spoilers inside.

Aug 21 - Review: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation--'Cross Jurisdictions'
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By Caillan
March 15, 2004 - 10:46 AM

Hello World!

Yes, I know I'm about two weeks late with the Oscar commentary, but there's always room for one more view, isn't there? ;)

Since the ceremony is screened on Monday evening Australia time, I always have to try and avoid all Internet and television news lest I find out the results. Some years I just don't bother, but this time around I made a determined effort. I needn't have bothered.

Although I love The Lord of the Rings, this had to be one of the most boring Oscar ceremonies in recent years. Even the acting categories, in which LOTR: TROTK wasn't eligible, were totally predictable. The only pleasant surprise was Russell Boyd's cinematography win for Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.

But poor Peter Weir. He only tends to make a film every couple of years, but when he does, it's always worth watching. With Master & Commander he was on his fourth nomination for Best Director and his fifth and sixth nods overall, but unfortunately he got buried by The Lord of the Rings juggernaut. It's a shame that this well-respected and technically adept director, behind films such as Gallipoli, Dead Poets Society, Witness and The Truman Show, still hasn't been recognised by the Academy.

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- Did "XX" represent an upturn in the show's quality?

- Which famous actor would you like to see as a guest victim or suspect?

- Should the CSIs turn on the lights?

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Below are the results of the most recent CSI Files poll:


How Would You Rate 'Money For Nothing'?
9-10 55.3% - (83 Votes)
1-2 14% - (21 Votes)
7-8 12.6% - (19 Votes)
Didn't want to see it 8.6% - (13 Votes)
5-6 4.6% - (7 Votes)
Wasn't able to see it 4% - (6 Votes)
3-4 0.6% - (1 Votes)

Total Votes: 150

Thanks for voting! Please participate in our new poll, which asks you to rate "XX".

Why can't the CSIs get dates?
All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
Three words: Hank the Skank.

This Week's Television Listings

  • CBS will be showing CSI:Miami's "Witness To Murder" at 10:00 p.m. tonight. Here's the official synopsis of the episode:

    "A mentally impaired man is the only witness to the murder of a diamond broker gunned down in a parking garage; a body disappears on the way to the medical examiner's laboratory."

  • Spike TV will be showing a repeat of CSI's "Got Murder?" at 11:00 p.m. on Tuesday, March 26.

    "Some bird watchers find a raven with a human eyeball in its mouth. This eventually leads our CSIs to a divorced man and his 2 children but not much else. Warrick and Grissom look into the circumstances of David's unusual and first autopsy. This takes them to a car dealership where the man worked."

  • There will be no CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode on Thursday night due as CBS will be showing basketball instead.

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    Why can't the CSIs get dates?
    All work and no play makes Greg a blue boy.
    It probably has something to do with the fact that every time Horatio Caine has sex with a woman, she dies.
    Shower sex loses its allure when there's lemons involved.
    These people collect body fluids for a living. Then again, if David the coroner can get laid...
    They can get dates, I bet. We just don't see it.
    Three words: Hank the Skank.

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