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By Carolina
May 12, 2005 - 12:53 AM

See Also: 'Whacked' Episode Guide

CBS Monday premiered the promo video for next week Miami's new episode "Whacked."

In this penultimate episode of the season, fan axe murderer on death row is given a stay of execution just moments before it was to take place, on the grounds that there may have been tainted DNA analysis used at his trial. Now, without using any DNA evidence, the team must race against time and reexamine all of the physical evidence in the case, just as they get a call on a new double murder that looks suspiciously like the case they're working on. "Whacked" was written by veterans Ann Donahue and Elizabeth Devine, and directed by Scott Lautanen.

The 30-second trailer for the episode is now available on the official CBS site. For those of you with slower connections, here's a transcript:

CBS MONDAY

'Whacked' - copyright CBSKramer: "I get this weight on me."
[Horatio watches through the bars of a cell as Ken Kramer (guest-star Eric Roberts sits in his cell.]
[Close-up of Kramer as he addresses Horatio.]
Kramer: "When I do a kill, I feel lighter."
[Close-up of an axe as someone carries it down a wooded area.]
[Flashback: A blonde woman is grabbed by the hair and shoved to the floor.]
[Horatio watches Kramer intently.]
[Kramer is not intimidated.]
[Flashback: A man swings a knife forward.]
[The knife lands on a white sheet.]
[An axe lays suspended in the air before it drops.]
[Close-up of Kramer.]

AN AXE MURDERER ESCAPES A DEATH SENTENCE

[Kramer sits in his cell and watches Horatio calmly.]
[Horatio looks at him, just as calmed. Both men are trying to appear nonchalant.]
[Kramer laughs as he points at Horatio.]
[Ryan and Calleigh walk down the lab's hallway.]
Ryan: "Our DNA lab screwed up."
[An axe swings down.]

AND FOR CSI: MIAMI THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

[Delko examines the bloody head of an axe closely.]
[A computer magnifies on a gray substance. Yellow eggs are visible.]
[The camera zooms in on Ryan as he works in front of a microscope.]
[Close-up of Calleigh as she looks closely at something.]
[Horatio approaches the crime scene, hands on his hips.]
[Close-up of Horatio.]
Horatio: "We're looking for two different people. And his partner is not done yet."
[Close up on a man's shoes as he walks down a rustic site.]
[An axe swings next to his legs.]
[Close-up of Ryan.]
Ryan: "His crimes are getting personal."
[Flashback: A woman lays on the floor, crying. Masking tape covers her mouth.]
'Whacked' - copyright CBS[Close-up of Calleigh.]
Calleigh: "They're escalating."
[Close-up of a white, squared ceiling.]
[A puddle of blood forms by someone's head. Blonde hair swims in the substance.]
[Flashback: A woman with tape over her mouth tries to scream.]
[Kramer addresses Horatio.]
Kramer: "Aren't you gonna ask me what this guy's gonna do next?"
[In a place full of billiard tables, Horatio watches as a man walks away.]
[Ryan shines his UV light against a piece of paper that's pinned on a wall.]
[A moving truck rushes down the road.]
[Close-up of Horatio.]
Horatio: "You just told me."

ERIC ROBERTS GUEST-STARTS IN THE MOST TERRIFYING EPISODE OF THE SEASON

[Close-up of Kramer as he stands behind a fence, smiling.]
[An axe is being grinded.]
[Flashback: A blonde woman lies on the floor.]
[Close-up of her face. Her eyes are opened but she looks dead. Her face is scarred.]
[Two men wrestle each other to the ground.]
'Whacked' - copyright CBS[Close-up on a man's feet as he walks. They're cuffed together by a chain.]
[An officer lies on a gurney, his arms stretched to the side as someone hovers over him.]
[Horatio and Kramer talk, they're separated by a thin fence.]
[Horatio arrives at a scene with four armed officers.]
Horatio: "Miami-Dade Police!]
[Kramer addresses Horatio.]
Kramer: "Stick around for a little surprise."
[Horatio looks intimidated.]

A NEW CSI: MIAMI CBS MONDAY

[The Miami skyling.]
[Text-over: 'CSI: Miami. Due to violent content viewer discretion advised. New Episode – Monday 10/9c']

The full promo can be seen as a 30-second streaming RealMedia file at CBS's official CSI: Miami web site.

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