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By Caillan
May 8, 2003 - 6:18 AM

See Also: 'Freaks and Tweaks' Episode Guide

'Freaks and Tweaks' image - copyright CBS CBS Monday night premiered the trailer for next week's CSI: Miami episode, "Freaks and Tweaks".

In the episode, Horatio investigates a murder at a meth lab, while Calleigh finds out what happened to a family man shot dead outside a convenience store.

The 35-second promo is available for download from the CBS web site. For those of you with slower connections, here's a transcript:

CBS MONDAY

[CBS 'Eye' logo. Text: 'Monday']

THE MAIN EVENTS ARE ON CSI: MIAMI

[Shot of Caine putting on his sunglasses.]
[Text: 'The Main Events']
[Horatio, Speedle and Alexx go over the evidence laid out on the table.]
[Text: 'CSI: Miami']

WHO KILLED THIS MAN IS A MYSTERY

'Freaks and Tweaks' image - copyright CBS[Calleigh looks through a car window at the dead body of Tom Harmon.]
[Alexx examines Harmon's eyes as he lies in the morgue.]
[Close-up of Harmon's eyes.]
[Calleigh and Alexx stand over the body in the morgue.]
Calleigh: "His pupils are dilated."

WHO HE WAS IS A SHOCKER

[Flashback image of Tom Harmon walking out of a building.]
[Calleigh works at her computer.]
[Close-up of Calleigh.]
Calleigh: "Oh my god."

AND

[CBS 'Eye' logo.]
[Horatio stands outside a suspect's barn with Delko.]
Horatio: "Come on, gentlemen, let's do it."

A MURDER AT A METH LAB

[Exterior shot of the barn.]
[Horatio walks through the barn, peering around a door.]
[Close-up of hands tied together.]
[Shot of various pieces of drug equipment.]
[Speedle looks down at a victim.]
Speedle: "Somebody beat the pulp out of him."

WILL TAKE CSI INTO THE BIZARRE WORLD OF DRUG ADDICTION

'Freaks and Tweaks' image - copyright CBS[Delko takes photos of the crime scene, as Horatio and Speedle examine the area.]
[Horatio enters the meth lab.]
[Series of close-ups of drug paraphernalia.]
[Shot of a female drug addict.]
[Close-up of the woman lying face down.]
[Overhead shot of Horatio and Delko working on a corpse.]
Horatio: "This'll stay up to 15 days on him."

BUT THE TOUGHEST PART OF THIS CASE

[Delko carefully handles a sealed box.]
Horatio (off-screen): "Eric, run."
[Delko looks across at an alarmed Horatio.]

WILL BE GETTING OUT ALIVE

[Delko starts to run out of the building, with Horatio following him.]
[The barn explodes just as Horatio runs out.]

ALL-NEW CSI: MIAMI CBS MONDAY

[Text: 'CSI: Miami - Most Watched New Drama - Monday 10/9C']

The clip can be viewed in streaming Real Media format at the official CBS web site.

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