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By Christian
December 6, 2004 - 11:35 AM

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'No Humans Involved' - copyright CBSCBS recently released both official production information and a new 20-second trailer for this week's only new CSI episode, the original CSI's "No Humans Involved."

Prior to the airing of "No Humans Involved," CBS will first be showing repeats of CSI: Miami's "Pro Per" on Monday, and CSI: New York's "Blink" on Wednesday. More information about both these episodes can be found in our Episode Guide. But then on Thursday, viewers will be able to enjoy "No Humans Involved," which CBS described as follows:

Tension rises as the CSI teams adjust to their new assignments while investigating two vastly different murders. Grissom and his team hunt for a killer after discovering the remains of a young boy starved to death and left in a plastic container. Meanwhile, Catherine assumes her new role as supervisor and quickly finds herself at odds with Warrick when he takes an overly aggressive approach in an investigation involving possible police brutality.

The episode was written by Judith McCreary, who this year already brought us "Harvest," and last season co-wrote "No More Bets." Directing duties were handled by Rob Bailey, who this year already took on the CSI: New York episodes "American Dreamers" and "Outside Man."

The following guest actors will appear in "No Humans Involved:"

  • David Berman as David Phillips
  • Louise Lombard as Sophia Curtis
  • Aisha Tyler as Mia Dickerson
  • Wallace Langham as Hodges
  • Alex Carter as Detective Vartan
  • Carla Renata as Devine
  • Mo as Leo Plummer
  • Blake Hightower as Alley Kid #1
  • Logan Atkinson as Alley Kid #2
  • Walker Howard as Andre Chambers
  • Michael Bryan French as Prison Hospital Dr.
  • Antonio Leon as Samuel Mendez
  • Lobo Sebastian as Vincent Colby
  • Chris Villa as Miguel Garabei
  • Robert Mukes as Inmate
  • Darien Smalling as Devon
  • Russell Wong as Lt. Kim
  • Rusty Schwimmer as Lorna Tenney
  • Miguel Najera as Mr. Mendez
  • Mae Whitman as Glynnis Carson
  • Lily Knight as Delia Brooks
  • Alexis Cruz as PFC Benjamin Riley
  • Claude Shires as Strip Club Bouncer
  • Palmer Davis as Margaret Finn
  • Damani Roberts as Kevin
  • Dylan Bell as Raymond

In addition to the above production details, CBS has also updated its official web site with a 20-second preview of the episode. For those of you with slower connections, here's a transcript:

2 CSI: TEAMS

'No Humans Involved' - copyright CBS[Instead of a voiceover, we hear a bell tolling in the background.]
[Text: '2 CSI: Teams' over a split screen showing both Catherine and Grissom at work.]
[A prison guard, Nick and Warrick stand in front of a prison cell that has crime scene tape over its bars.]

2 SHOCKING CASES

[No voiceover, but text on a black screen: '2 Shocking Cases.']
[Several people place a lid over a casket in the morgue.]

5 OPENING MINUTES

[No voiceover, but text on a black screen: '5 Opening Minutes.']
[A crowd is gathered around a crime scene.]

YOU CAN'T MISS

'No Humans Involved' - copyright CBS[No voiceover, but text on a black screen: 'You Can't Miss.']
[Greg Sanders ducks under the crime scene tape.]
[Grissom looks up, alarmed.]
[A flash, as someone shoots a bystander right next to the crime scene.]
[Brass turns around.]
[The crowd gathered around the crime scene flees in panic.]
[Close-up of people running away.]
[Greg pants heavily into his cell phone.]
[Greg steadies himself on a car. He's looking very sick.]
Greg: "Grissom."
[Brass is shocked.]

CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION - NEW EPISODE THURSDAY 9/8C

[No voiceover, but text on a black screen: 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.']

The full promo can be seen as a 20-second streaming RealMedia file at CBS's official CSI web site.

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