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By Carolina
October 3, 2005 - 6:31 PM

See Also: 'Bite Me' Episode Guide

CBS last week released the trailer of the new CSI episode "Bite Me."

In this third episode, the CSI team investigates a wife's suspicious death on a flight of stairs. The overwhelming amount of blood evidence in the case leads Grissom and his team to discover several revealing secrets within this "typical" American marriage -- secrets of adultery, blackmail and a biting fetish that may have ultimately contributed to the housewife's death.

The trailer is currently available for download at CBS.com. For those of you with slower connections, here's a full transcript with screen caps of the trailer.

FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE STEP BY STEP

CSI – Bite Me [Grissom and Catherine approach a crime scene, kits in hand.]
[They're inside a house, admiring their work. Numerous yellow markers are scattered through the floor and leading towards the stairs.]
[Catherine turns to Grissom.]
Catherine: "What are you thinking?"
[Flashback: A woman tumbles down the stairs.]
Grissom: "Led Zeppelin. Stairway to Heaven."
[Brass, Grissom, Catherine and David stand in front of the stairs.]
[From their point of view, a woman lays down on the stairs, dead, blood all over her torso.]

IN A CASE YOU CAN REALLY SINK YOUR TEETH INTO

[Another case. Nick stands in front of a man; the man takes his shirt off.]
[Nick grimaces and looks closer.]
[Close-up of the man's chest, there are numerous bite marks.]
CSI – Bite Me[A man explains.]
Man: "She liked biting; I like being bit."
[Catherine is amused by his confession.]
[Text-over: 'TV's Most Watched Drama.']
[It doesn't seem to be a lonely fetish. Another woman admits
Woman: "It's fun."
[Brass smiles smugly.]
Brass: "If you say so."

WE GUARANTEE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS

[Grissom inspects a crime scene with his flashlight.]
[Catherine enters a darkened room carefully, she's holding a camera in her hand.]
[Back at the lab, Nick and Warrick open what looks like a big coffin.]
[Sara closely inspects a few papers wrapped in plastic. Catherine stands behind her.]
[In the garage, Greg crouches down to see into the inside of a car.]
[The woman who enjoys the biting starts unbuttoning her shirt to show off her bite marks.]
CSI – Bite Me[Nick looks on uncomfortably.]
[Catherine approaches Grissom. He's in the lab, conducting an experiment.]
Catherine: "You want fries with that?"
[Grissom spits into the wall. Catherine jumps back.]
[Nick pays Archie a visit. They're watching a video.]
Nick: "Are you kidding me?"
[Camera reveals the video. A woman is hovering over a man, biting him.]
[Archie chuckles.]
Archie: "I could not make this stuff up."

A NEW CSI. CBS – THURSDAY

[A green screen.]
[Text-over: 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.' New Episode – Thursday 9/bc.]

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