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By Caillan
September 1, 2003 - 1:00 PM

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'Assume Nothing' image - copyright CBS Fans can now take a sneak peek at CSI: Crime Scene Investigation's fourth season.

CBS recently posted the promo video for the season premiere, "Assume Nothing", which reportedly revolves around a team of husband-and-wife serial killers, on its official web site. While it does not give many plot details away, the clip does reveal one major cosmetic change for the new season: Grissom's beard.

For those of you with slower connections, a transcript of the 30-second trailer can be found below:

THE NEW SEASON OF 'CSI' IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

'Assume Nothing' image - copyright CBS [Police cars draw up at a crime scene.]
[A fingerprint graphic is superimposed over the shot as a gloved hand examines a body.]
[A woman stands silhoutted in a hallway.]
[Wide shot of Dr. Robbins examining a body in the morgue.]

AND ALL WE CAN TELL YOU IS: ASSUME NOTHING

[Grissom walks through a crime scene.]
[Focus pull onto a close-up of Grissom's face.]
[Text: 'Assume Nothing']
[Grissom steps through a doorway, shining a torch.]
Grissom (off-screen): "So they lure the victims with the promise of sex."
[Catherine shines her torch on a window.] 'Assume Nothing' image - copyright CBS
[A young couple locked in a steamy embrace.]
[Sara peers at a piece of evidence.]
Catherine (off-screen): "That's so twisted."
[Nick puts his head in his hands as he examines fingerprints on a computer.]
[Warrick and Catherine sit in the locker room.]

THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEASON PREMIERE

[Text: 'Most Anticipated Season Premiere' superimposed over images of Warrick and the CSIs walking through Las Vegas.]
[Nick peers down a stairwell.]
Warrick (off-screen): "How's the puzzle coming?"
[Close-up of gloved hands working on evidence.]
Nick (off-screen): "Puzzling."
[Grissom pulls off a cover and shines his torch down into a hole in the ground.]
[Grissom sits with his head in his hands.]
Grissom: "I screwed up."

WITH THE ENDING WE GUARANTEE EVERYONE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT

'Assume Nothing' image - copyright CBS [The camera tracks towards a shocked Catherine.]
[Brass approaches with his gun at the ready.]
[Evidence graphics flash by quickly.]
[Close-up of Grissom staring intently.]
[Grissom peers into a car, where a dead man sits in the front seat.]

'CSI' CBS THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25

[Text: 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - Season Premiere - September 25']

To view the trailer in streaming Real Media format, head over to the official CBS web site.

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